Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted feed somechunks to a massive crocodile. Witnesses report that Trump maybe got a little a bit personal with the creature, leading some raised eyebrows. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and pictures have instantly gone trending online.
- We don't know why Trump
- chose Alcatraz
- but some speculate that he waslooking for attention
Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has encountered a pack of dangerous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the former leader battling with the creatures, wielding check here a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.
Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!
The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even totally plans to order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. The swamp down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these giant lizards runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a gator jail - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff.
- MAGA!
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical golf course, folks. The President himself is hitting the muck on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumpfacing off against alligators. Sources say he's packing his that ridiculous red "Make America Great Again" beanie and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he make a deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will tell!
Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna believe this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild expedition. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious grit and is diving into a pen full of hungry alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was his idea.
What could ever be more wild? Only time will show.
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